Meditations and Musings…
I'm The Word Sexcapade, and I Just Got Added to this Spell Check Dictionary
McSweeney's Internet Tendency
An Insider's Guide To Paris From a Guy Who Just Spent a Long Weekend There
Points In Case
I Can't Be The Gay Best Friend That You Want Me To Be
One Man's Early Thirties: A Brief Lamentation
Winning Writers
Christmas in Brooklyn
Career Aptitude Test (And Definitely Not Just Recruitment Material Sponsored By The Ocean Spray Juice Corporation...)
Points in Case
An Imagined Monologue From The Disappointed Editor of Penthouse Forum
Vulture
Is Your "Improv Team" Actually an Alt-Right Men's Group?
Roboburger Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Tech